2026 Golden Crappies by the Watch What Crappens Podcast

1.

Best Bravo Show of the Year

Married to Medicine

Next Gen NYC

Real Housewives of Miami

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Summer House

The Valley

4.

Most Memorable Moment

Adriana accuses Julia of sleeping with a Haitian mortician, donating coffee maker, RHOM

Jax gets fired, goes to fake rehab, gets fired again, The Valley

Paige dumps Craig, Summer House

RHOSLC / Below Deck Down Under crossover

Sandoval sings doll songs over the phone, The Traitors

Zack stands up to Jax at Benji's party, The Valley

5.

Best Fight

Adriana and Marysol's inter-yacht argument, RHOM

Cast tries to confront Emmy about Will, Southern Hospitality

Cole McBee vs. a hill, McBee Dynasty

Garden party fight, RHOSLC

Georgia and Charlie fight about Bluetooth speakers, Next Gen NYC

Haitian mortician fight, RHOM

Whisper fight, RHOSLC

6.

Biggest Villain

Aaron Phypers, Denise Richards & Her Wild Things

Colton Underwood, The Traitors

Janet Caperna, The Valley

Jax Taylor, The Valley

The front door, Summer House

7.

Most Cringe

Angel's cast trip to Colorado, RHOP

Carl and Lil, Summer House

Jesse Solomon's toe joins Imrul's threesome, Summer House

Lexi Wood and Her Family, Summer House

Seth Marks, Next Gen NYC

Shep texts Sienna about her pretty little freckled lips, Southern Charm

9.

Best Quote

"But still I rise," Stacey Rusch, RHOP

"Gout dick sucker!" Lisa Barlow, RHOSLC

"I do franchise. You do French fries," Angie Katsanevas, RHOSLC

"I'm a lawyer and a storyteller," Craig Conover, Southern Charm

"Mama? Mamacita?" Nick Vansteenberghe, Love Island USA

"My friend's very close friend made out with Todd, and he farted, and it was a total mood killer," Lisa Barlow, RHOSLC

"My show, not yours," Jax
"It wasn't for the past 30 days," Zack Wickham, The Valley

"She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician! That's when you told me everything. You were with a Haitian mortician, you used to take him to the motel, pay for the motel, bring the champagne and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift! You forgot about that little bit? Bitch!" Adriana de Moura, RHOM