The Stranger's 2026 Sex Survey Question Title * 1. I identify as: Straight Gay Lesbian Bisexual Pansexual/Omnisexual Queer Questioning Asexual Other Question Title * 2. I also identify as: Cis Woman Cis Man Trans Woman Trans Man Genderqueer Non-Binary Intersex Two-Spirit Other Question Title * 3. I am: 17 or Under 18-25 26-35 36-45 46-55 56-65 66-75 76+ Question Title * 4. If you live in Seattle, in which neighborhood do you live? Ballard Beacon Hill Belltown Capitol Hill Central District Chinatown–International District Columbia City/Rainier Valley Downtown Seattle Fremont Green Lake/Greenwood Interbay Lake City Leschi Madison Park Magnolia Mount Baker Northgate Phinney Ridge Pioneer Square Queen Anne Ravenna/Wedgwood SoDo/Georgetown South Lake Union South Park University District Wallingford West Seattle White Center I don't live in Seattle Other (please specify) Question Title * 5. I identify politically as: Democrat Republican Libertarian MAGA Independent Socialist Anarchist Other Question Title * 6. Are you currently employed? Yes, full-time. Yes, part-time. Not even a little bit. Gig work/freelance/I have my ways. Question Title * 7. I am: Married In a relationship Single Question Title * 8. My current relationship status is: Monogamous Monogamish Non-monogamous A polycule that would make an amino acid blush I already told you I'm single Question Title * 9. My preferred relationship status is: Monogamous Monogamish Non-monogamous A polycule that would make an amino acid blush Single Question Title * 10. Do you have children? Yes No I have pets, which are superior to children Question Title * 11. How many people have you had sex with? 0 1 Fewer than 10 Fewer than 25 Fewer than 50 Fewer than 100 Now it just sounds like I'm bragging Question Title * 12. Are you satisfied with the amount of sex you're currently having? Very satisfied Somewhat satisfied Dissatisfied Very dissatisfied Actually, the less sex the better Question Title * 13. Please select the role that most suits you in the sack: Bottom Top Vers Side Question Title * 14. Best hole: Ass Pussy Mouth Other (please specify) Question Title * 15. Have you ever had sex with a coworker? Yes No Question Title * 16. If yes, who? A colleague Your boss/a superior Your employee Question Title * 17. Have you ever cheated on a partner sexually? Yes I’m not sure No Question Title * 18. If yes, did you confess your infidelity to that partner? Yes No Question Title * 19. Do you have a sexual need or something you're curious about that you are too ashamed to share with your partner/lover/sex pal? No, my many various kinks and fetishes are an open book Yes, but only because my secret is VERY dirty Yes, but for some other reason Question Title * 20. What kinks/fetishes are you into? (Check all that apply.) Domination Submissiveness Bondage Sadism Masochism Group sex Breath play Sweat Spanking Spitting Gagging Rimming Nipple play Gaping/Stretching Exhibitionism Voyeurism Blindfolds Latex Leather Age play Incest role play Double penetration Consensual non-consent Fisting Pee-pee Poo-poo Feet/Toes Shoes/Boots Forced feminization Forced masculinization Electrosex/Electro-stimulation ASFR Furries Puppy play Blood Medical Sounding Smoke Financial Feeding/Gaining Acrotomophilia/Apotemnophilia Vore Antique Roadshow Other Question Title * 21. How often do you masturbate? Rarely if ever A few times per month Once a week Twice a week or more Every damn day Can't answer... too busy masturbating Question Title * 22. Which of the following sex toys do you own? (Check all that apply.) Vibrator Dildo Anal toy Masturbation sleeve Cock ring Penis pump Bondage equipment Strap on Lubricant Sex doll A waifu body pillow Whatever's in the vegetable crisper Question Title * 23. Do you use any medication or supplements to help your performance, e.g. Viagra, Addyi, those gas station horny pills, poppers? Yes No Question Title * 24. I usually meet sex partners through... (Check all that apply.) Work Friends Parties A bar or club Tinder OkCupid Bumble Grindr Scruff Hinge The League Feeld Lex HER BLK Raya Other Question Title * 25. Have you ever participated in a threesome? Yes No Question Title * 26. Have you ever participated in an orgy (more than 3 people)? Yes No Question Title * 27. If yes, orgies are: Overrated Underrated Correctly rated Question Title * 28. How many days per week do you watch porn? 0 1-2 3-4 5-6 Every day, baby Question Title * 29. If you watch porn, how do you watch it? (Check all that apply.) Alone With a partner/partners At a bar or club In a theater Question Title * 30. Have you ever used ChatGPT or other AI software for sex/pleasure? Yes, and I have no shame. Yes, but I felt awful about and I never will again. No, but I haven't ruled it out. No, and I never will. Question Title * 31. When I'm sexting, I'm most likely to send a pic or video of my... Dick Butt Vulva Gear Feet Chest Everything all at once I don't send dirty pics, sluts! Question Title * 32. When I'm sexting, the thing I most want the other person to send is a picture of their... Dick Butt Vulva Gear Feet Chest Everything all at once I don't send dirty pics, sluts! Question Title * 33. What's the hottest way you've asked for/been asked for consent? Question Title * 34. Do you subscribe to any sex-work sites, such as OnlyFans or ManyVids? Yes No Question Title * 35. Do you perform sex work? Yes, online Yes, in person Yes, online and in person No Question Title * 36. If you are a sex worker, is sex work your sole source of income? Yes No I told you, I am not a sex worker Question Title * 37. Are you vaccinated against Mpox (monkeypox)? Yes No Question Title * 38. Do you currently have a sexually transmitted infection? Yes No I hope not! Question Title * 39. Would you enter a sexual relationship with someone who has a long-term STI? Yes No I'm currently in one Question Title * 40. Have you had an abortion? Yes No Question Title * 41. Have you had sex in or on any of the following? (Check all that apply.) Boat Airplane Car Train Streetcar The Seattle Monorail Washington State Ferry Question Title * 42. Have you had sex in a public place in Seattle? If so, where? Question Title * 43. If you listen to music during sex, what's your go-to song? Question Title * 44. On a scale of 1-10 (with 1 being not much at all and 10 being VERY), how horny are you for Nathan Fielder? 0 10 Clear i We adjusted the number you entered based on the slider’s scale. Question Title * 45. What's the sexiest thing you did in 2025? Question Title * 46. What is one sex act you want to accomplish before you die? Done