2026 Golden Crappies by the Watch What Crappens Podcast

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Help us choose the nominees for the 2026 Golden Crappies. Voting for round 1 will be open through February 13th, 2026. The top 5 vote getters in each category will receive official nominations.

Round 2 voting will begin on February 16th, 2026 and will determine the winners of the 2026 Golden Crappies, announced live on February 27, 2026!

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1.Best Bravo Show of the Year

Below Deck Med

Love Hotel

Married to Medicine

McBee Dynasty

Next Gen NYC

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Real Housewives of Miami

Real Housewives of Orange County

Real Housewives of Potomac

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

Southern Charm

Southern Hospitality

Summer House

The Valley

Vanderpump Rules

Wife Swap

2.Bravolebrity of the Year

Adriana de Moura, RHOM

Angela Oakley, RHOA

Candiace Dillard Bassett, The Traitors

Gabby Windey, The Traitors

Galyna Saltkovska, McBee Dynasty

Georgia McCann, Next Gen NYC

Jennifer Tilly, RHOBH

Katie Ginella, RHOC

Kristen Doute, The Valley

Kristen Kish, Top Chef / Traitors

Meredith Marks, RHOSLC

Paige DeSorbo, Summer House

Quad Webb, Married to Medicine

Rob Rausch, The Traitors

Stacey Rusch, RHOP

Zack Wickham, The Valley

3.Best Non Housewives Show

Below Deck Med

Love Hotel

Love Island USA

McBee Dynasty

Next Gen NYC

Southern Charm

Southern Hospitality

Summer House

The Traitors

The Valley: Persian Style

The Valley

Top Chef: Canada

Vanderpump Rules

Wife Swap

4.Most Memorable Moment

Adriana accuses Julia of sleeping with a Haitian mortician, donating coffee maker, RHOM

Alexia's Narcissism party, RHOM

Angie K goes to Idaho, Wife Swap

Denise's lizard funeral, Denise Richards & Her Wild Things

Heavenly launches candidacy in parking lot, Married to Medicine

Hurricanes and vegetables nearly destroy Shannon and Earl, Love Hotel

Incest becomes a storyline, Vanderpump Rules

Jax gets fired, goes to fake rehab, gets fired again, The Valley

Jeremiah gets sent home, Love Island USA

Paige dumps Craig, Summer House

RHOSLC / Below Deck Down Under crossover

Riley drops her phone in the water, Next Gen NYC

Sandoval sings doll songs over the phone, The Traitors

Tamra melts down in New Orleans, quits, RHOC

Zack stands up to Jax at Benji's party, The Valley

5.Best Fight

Adriana and Marysol's inter-yacht argument, RHOM

Cast tries to confront Emmy about Will, Southern Hospitality

Cole McBee vs. a hill, McBee Dynasty

Craig and Austen literary figure fight, Southern Charm

Dr. Simone curses out her sons, Married to Medicine

Garden party fight, RHOSLC

Georgia and Charlie fight about Bluetooth speakers, Next Gen NYC

Gizelle and Ashley clock Stacey's breath, RHOP

Haitian mortician fight, RHOM

Janet vs. Nia, The Valley

Lisa vs. Heather on the yacht, RHOSLC

Ratchet vs. Wretched, RHOM

Vegetable fight, Love Hotel

Whisper fight, RHOSLC

6.Biggest Villain

Aaron Phypers, Denise Richards & Her Wild Things

Ace Greene, Love Island

Charlie Zakkour, Next Gen NYC

Colton Underwood, The Traitors

Emily Simpson, RHOC

Gizelle Bryant, RHOP

Gretchen's social media, RHOC

Huda Mustafa, Love Island USA

Janet Caperna, The Valley

Jax Taylor, The Valley

Jesse Lally, The Valley

Joe Bradley, Below Deck Med

Julia Lemigova, RHOM

McBee Dynasty as a concept

Tamra Judge, RHOC

The front door, Summer House

Vegetables/Hurricanes, Love Hotel

Wihan du Toit, Below Deck Down Under

7.Most Cringe

Angelica tells everyone about the penis pump, Vanderpump Rules

Ashley Darby's lovers: Josh, Ralph, and Charisse's son, RHOP / Love Hotel

Brit Eady donates toilet paper to charity, RHOA

Carl and Lil, Summer House

Guerdy publicly shames Julia at cancer event, RHOM

Huda and Chris's final date, Love Island USA

James and Luann singing together, Love Hotel

Jesse Solomon's toe joins Imrul's threesome, Summer House

Lexi Wood and Her Family, Summer House

Ralph forced to live in the basement, RHOA

Seth Marks, Next Gen NYC

Shep texts Sienna about her pretty little freckled lips, Southern Charm

Shep's shark tooth necklace, Southern Charm

8.Best Newbie

All the Next Gen NYC kids

Amaya Papaya, Love Island USA

Angela Oakley, RHOA

Brandi Milton, Married to Medicine

Earl the Pearl, Love Hotel

Eyebrow twins (Chris and Jason), Vanderpump Rules

Galyna Saltkovska, McBee Dynasty

Michols Peña, Southern Hospitality

Natalie Maguire, Vanderpump Rules

Olandria Carthen, Love Island USA

Phil Westbrooks, Love Hotel

Rachel Zoe, RHOBH

Shayne Davis, Vanderpump Rules

Stephanie Shojaee, RHOM

Tessa Lollar, McBee Dynasty

Tia Glover, RHOP

Whitner Slagsvol, Southern Charm

9.Best Quote

"But still I rise," Stacey Rusch, RHOP

"Democrats!!!" crazy lady, Below Deck

"Do you miss me, or do you miss my pussy?" Adriana De Moura, RHOM

"Everything! My life, my business, my condo, my man, my things!" Keiarna Stewart, RHOP

"Goodnight baby. You are loved," Jared Osmond / Uni, RHOSLC

"Gout dick sucker!" Lisa Barlow, RHOSLC

"I do franchise. You do French fries," Angie Katsanevas, RHOSLC

"I'm a lawyer and a storyteller," Craig Conover, Southern Charm

"Mama? Mamacita?" Nick Vansteenberghe, Love Island USA

"My friend's very close friend made out with Todd, and he farted, and it was a total mood killer," Lisa Barlow, RHOSLC

"My show, not yours," Jax
"It wasn't for the past 30 days," Zack Wickham, The Valley

"She was cheating on Martina with a Haitian mortician! That's when you told me everything. You were with a Haitian mortician, you used to take him to the motel, pay for the motel, bring the champagne and had to give him a coffee machine as a gift! You forgot about that little bit? Bitch!" Adriana de Moura, RHOM

"Talk about length. Talk about drama. Talk about stones. Talk about comfort," Stacey Rusch, RHOP

"Your pretty little freckled lips!" Shep Rose, Southern Charm

10.Best Supporting Character

Adam's Tabbouleh, The Valley Persian Style

Benji, The Valley

Britani Bateman, RHOSLC

Bronwyn's sundae cherry, RHOSLC

Cookie, RHOP

Craig's assistant Jack, Southern Charm

Cynthia Bailey, RHOA

Dr. Heavenly Kimes, Married to Medicine

Ghost of Avi, RHOBH

Jennifer Tilly, RHOBH

Kiki Barth, RHOM

Kiki Monique, RHOC

Lie detector squad, RHOC

Monique Samuels, RHOP

Muzzi's eyebrows, RHOSLC

Norma, Below Deck Med

Stacey's Breath, RHOP

Stephanie's private jet, RHOM

The dribble door, McBee Dynasty

Uni the Unicorn, RHOSLC

Wendy's mom Susan, RHOP

11.Biggest Scandal

Adriana and Julia slept together, RHOM

Denise and Aaron's divorce, Denise Richards & Her Wild Things

Emira likes Red Robin, Next Gen NYC

Galyna maybe kills chickens, maybe destroys car, definitely drives off road, McBee Dynasty

Georgia doesn't wash her hands, Next Gen NYC

Grace Lilly arrested, Southern Hospitality

Gretchen Rossi's social media, RHOC

Junebug, the waffle event, and Charles Oakley rumors, RHOA

Katie Ginella lie detector saga, RHOC

Kenya Moore flameout, RHOA

Todd and Bronwyn break up, RHOSLC

Todd and Kandi split, RHOA

Wendy and Eddie arrested for fraud, RHOP

Will maybe probably cheated on Emmy, Southern Hospitality

12.Mother of the Year

Britani Bateman, RHOSLC

Dr. Heavenly, Married to Medicine

Huda, Love Island USA

Mama Joyce (retroactively for being right), RHOA

Muzzy, RHOSLC

Patricia, Southern Charm

Rachel Zoe (for teaching her kid to moisturize at camp), RHOBH

Salley, mother of chickens, Southern Charm

Vida, The Valley: Persian Style

13.Most Below Deck Moment

Drunk lady screams at Democrats before Captain Kerry traps her in a room, Below Deck

Joe makes out with Kizzy while V is sick and alone on her birthday, which is also the 1 year anniversary of her boyfriend's death, Below Deck Med

Kyle has sex with a stranger on the floor of a bathroom stall, Below Deck

Kyle maybe hooked up with a charter guest, Below Deck

Lara won't let Tzarina serve on blue plates, friendship dissolves soon after, Below Deck Down Under

Max pets a jellyfish, then touches his eye, Below Deck Med

Nathan gets a haircut, Below Deck Med

Poop shower, Below Deck Med

Rainbeau used to fight her sister on an island in Holland, Below Deck

14.Most Promising Professional Journey

Club Club, Next Gen NYC

Dr. Heavenly's political career, Married to Medicine

Drew Sidora and Dennis cut an album together, RHOA

Eyebrows & Onlyfans, Vanderpump Rules

Heather Dubrow goes into comedy, RHOC

Kelli's waffles, RHOA

Michelle and Aaron's honey operation, The Valley

Shayo, RHOP

Sir Wieners, Southern Hospitality

SOFT Bar, Summer House

Wanderland Outdoors, RHOP

15.Best DJ

DJ Maddi Reese, Southern Hospitality

Dorinda Medley

Kyle Cook, Summer House

Marcus, Vanderpump Rules

Meredith Marks, RHOSLC

Randy the Butler, Southern Charm

Riley Burruss, Next Gen NYC

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2026 Golden Crappies by the Watch What Crappens Podcast - Round 1

OFFICIAL BALLOT