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* 1. How many random surveys do you get in a month - include all by phone, mail, email, on the street, in the office, online dating, at the mall, in the grocery store, in the washroom, UFO preabduction questionnaire and questions asked to you while in a dentist chair (please specify if you were sedated or not...especially for the dating ones).

1 - 5

6 - 60

Too many

Not enough

Other

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* 2. Which ones do you participate in?

All of them ( I said not enough in the first question, weren't you paying attention...get your s..t together)

None of them

Only the ones that give me rewards

Only on Thursdays

Depends on if I think the person asking questions is cute

Other

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* 3. If you answered ONLY THE ONES THAT GIVE YOU REWARDS please answer this question. If not then skip to the next question. if you didn't know that some survey giver outers actually do provide rewards for completing their surveys, then answer this question with enthusiasm as now from this day forward you will have a more complete life.
What sort of rewards do you prefer?

Money

Unrequested sound advice

Points, lots of points

More Surveys

Other

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* 4. What time is the best time to be surveyed?

Mealtime (because I otherwise chew too fast and interruptions help my digestion, and I prefer cold food anyway)

Real early in the morning or late at night (I answer better in my sleep)

While on the toilet (the grunting over the phone will make them believe I am a deep thinker) but not for in person surveys

While waiting in line at the bank or STD clinic

Next time

Other

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* 5. What is your best survey answering technique?

Answer every question with a question?

Pretend to be hard of hearing and/or not understand the language

Ask for their home number to call them back at midnight or 5 am

Laugh a dirty laugh after every question and then paraphrase the answer as if I interpreted the question as a come on to me (try it it’s fun…. It’s even more fun if you tell them you are naked and ask them if they are too...but save that for at least half way through the survey)

Other

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* 6. Did you enjoy our first random survey?

Oh ya please subscribe me to your random survey list (please provide your email address in "Other" field)

I would have rather stayed in the dentist's chair

This was a survey? I thought I was filling out a job application

Undecided, or maybe not...

Other

(Your email address if you would like to subscribe)

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* 7. Our next survey will be about Travel, but because travel is such a huge topic please help us by answering this one question. Which type of travel do you prefer?

Planned Space Travel

Time Travel

Alien Abduction Space travel

OBT ( out of Body travel )

Other

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* 8. Do you have any future survey topics that you would really like us to ask about?

Yes - Please specify

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* 9. Would you like us to email you the results of this survey?

Yes (leave us your email address)