Author Photo Survey

Hey All!  I'm considering a new author photo. What do you think of these?

Thanks so much for your help! YOU RULE!

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* 1. Rate these from #1 (best author photo!) to #20 (OMGWTF!?)—or just totally nuke it with a "Yuck!" vote.

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* 2. I'd love to hear anything you have to say about why you rated any of these however you did.  Maybe you have serious questions about my judgement or sobriety.  Now is the time to ask!

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