Submit Chart Farts(R) - Funny Medical Malapropisms

As you know, "chart farts" are medical malapropisms or funny healthcare bloopers of diction. They might be mispronunciations, misuse of terminology, or double-meaning phrases. They might be said or written by nurses, doctors, techs, patients, patient family members, therapists, etc.

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1. Enter Chart Farts here.

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2. Enter another one... don't tell me you only have one :)