1.How often do you do the... ummm... “horizontal tango”?
(What is horizontal tango, you ask? Sex la)

I’m still waiting for a dance partner

It’s a daily grind

A few shifts a week

Once a week

A couple times a month

Once a month

Less than once a month

2.How long is the average shift?
(If you’re still a solo player, answer it based on how long your airplane hitting session lasts).

As long as a TikTok video (<5 mins)

Average Youtube video (5–15 mins)

A short film (15–30 mins)

Full Netflix episode (30–60 mins)

Director's cut (1–2 hours)

LOTR: Return of the King (>2 hours)

0:00 cause I don’t partake.

3.What’s your usual "safety gear"? Check all that apply

None, cause I'm not getting any action 👉👈

What safety gear? I prefer it like my salad: RAW

Condom

The Pill

IUD

Implant

Plan B

Pull-and-pray

Counting the moon cycle (rhythm method)

Other (please specify)

4.What does your family think about contraception?

Better not use, children are gifts from god

They think it’s unnatural

They’re in favour of contraception

They are neutral about it

Dunno, we’ve never talked about it

Other (please specify)

5.Have you and your partner ever had a pregnancy scare?

What partner?! Why this survey so sadistic?????

Yup, a few times! Luckily nothing ever happened

Yup, just once and I learned my lesson

Yup, and we were actually pregnant! We kept the baby

Yup, and we did an abortion

Not yet, thankfully

I’m not scared or pregnancies

6.At what age did you lose your “membership card”?

My V card is still sealed in plastic

Under 15

15 to 17

18 to 21

22 to 25

26 to 30

31 or above

7.Who helped you "unlock the achievement"?

Ummm... Still waiting for the loading bar to hit 100%

Boyfriend / girlfriend at the time

Spouse la. Marry first, okay

A one-night stand

A friend with benefits

A family member (WHAT??)

Other (please specify)

8.Where did your first adventure happen?

Bedroom

Car

Hotel

Dekat tangga

A public place

A back alley

Other (please specify)

I told you my adventure is still loading… 😣

9.Did you enjoy your first time?

Let’s not talk about it. Much regretti spaghetti :'(

Meh.. It was alright

Yesss. I still think about it every time I shower

N/A — still on Level 0