The Great Glucose Tab Survey of 2012 Question Title * 1. Extensive study (and by extensive we mean hacking around on twitter one evening) by a group of esteemed researchers (a.k.a. who ever was on Twitter at the time) addresses (stumbled onto) the pressing issue of Glcuo-tab flavors; Best, Worst and Strangest. Most of these turned out to be hypothetical tab flavors for gluco tabs (good thing.) However as our nation turns to the electoral process, we felt a patriotic duty to ask the masses urning to be free of TV attack ads what flavors of Gluco Tab should be selected and rejected by the electoral college, most of which are less revolting than the average political ad that features an opponent shot shown scowling in black and white. Knock you sox off voting. You should be allowed more than one vote in each group. Super Pacs are welcome to buy research from (bribe) the committee. The Best Flavor for Gluco Tabs is or Would Be: Pomegranate Cosmo, Watermelon Mojito Gin & Tonic Bourbon on the Rocks Margarita Lemonade martini I sense a trend - were these 'researcher' at a bar We have the right to remain silent (and obviously didn't take much advantage of that) Cap’n crunch Burnt marshmallows, Lucky charms marshmallow, Or maybe they had the munchies Pineapple Grape Clearly the last two were taking this too seriously Other (please specify) Question Title * 2. The worst imaginable gluco tab flavor would be: Blackened burnt liver Burnt toast Burnt popcorn Burnt anything Escargot Month old seafood Sour cottage cheese, Cod liver oil Pepto Licorice grilled cheese Burnt Blackened Escargot with a sauce of month old seafood served on a bed of sour cottage cheese and drizzled with stale cod liver oil. Pepto served on the side Other (please specify) Question Title * 3. Nominees for the Stranges flavor include: Strangest flavors Licorice Grilled cheese (which morphed into a worst - licorice grilled cheese, no comma) Pizza Pasta Bread PB& J Cheese Tuna salad Other (please specify we need more creativity here) Next