1.Which is the best caption?

I love these Brazilian cherry floors, I just hate the red...

Wife: Honey look at this YouTube video, we could do the flooring ourselves.*Husband reads Hardwood for Dummies book*

If only there was an app like Tinder to find a floor finisher. (Swipe left, swipe right)

YouTube: How to sand hardwood floors

How good would these floors look painted.

Two roads diverged in an oak wood forest. And I look the one that has more trees, and that has made all the difference.

I am going to tell them I want it done like this Pinterest post...with these products...and it should only take this long...because the internet says so.

Learn while you earn...or lean while you learn?

How can I get my wood to look like white oak natural herringbone?

Alchemists can turn lead into gold; I don't see any reason we can't turn Brazilian cherry into white oak. Just keep searching. There's gotta be a way.

This doesn't match the picture I showed the flooring guy. (Even though the picture is probably AI.)

Why am I researching a professional wood floor sanding company while he's staring at a book with blank pages?

A book, really? Is this the Antique Road Show?

He thinks the floor is Rhodesian Teak? What does he know? I'll prove to him it's Zambesi Redwood. I have my Google PhD!