What weapons should we include in the alley level?

We are currently adding an Alley Level.    Instead of being a room, the level will be a long hallway.      Players will be able to walk along, defeat opponents and progress like "Streets of Rage".       So now we need some great ideas of the kind of weapons you would like to see in the alley.     

Many folks have been asking for violent weapons (guns, knifes, chainsaws) but currently we are trying to stay away from gore.    We are considering adding a "Rekt" level, but not yet so please keep your suggestions on the funny or fun side, rather than gory.  

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* 1. Please rank the following weapons.

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* 2. What other weapons should we consider?