1.Which is the best caption?

OK, you wanna plank with me? You wanna play rough? OK. Say hello to my little subfloor!

You're late, and didn't bring coffee for everyone??!!

Knee pads? We don’t need no damn knee pads!

This black mastic has that new asbestos because it is cheap to use and is a durable fibrous silicate mineral. What could go wrong?!

I've got to get a better job...

Take’a da picture ahready, my patcha isa drying!

Can you imagine the look on their face when they have to pull this up in 70 years.

Note to self: Never have yogurt for breakfast and then gas station coffee on the way to work again.

We sent young James Toal down there to get the board stretcher. Hurry and cover it up before he pops back out.

Jerry! Stop fooling with that photograph machine and get your butt to work!

I wouldn't be down here right now if I hadn't skipped career day in high school.

Wrong direction guys!

I should have been a camera man. Just look how easy he has it.

We can float over that.

Boss man, I really need to go to the chiropractor.

Yes! A trapdoor, that will catch that roadrunner!

The music has stopped … freeze!

Get off your phone and get to work.

I should have taken the job at the ice cream parlor.

Don't post this on the forum! I don't want to hear about how I'm doing everything wrong.

Take the darn picture already, my knees are killing me!

Don’t just stand there, grab a scraper, sweep, do something!

Someone needs to make an easier way to do this!

Is that Jimmy Hoffa?

I don’t get paid enough.

Primer?!? What the hell is Primer?

We're never getting off this job, are we???

How many “workers” does it take to hold down a board, and stand with a stupid look on your face watching this guy work?

15 trips to the saw and it's still too dang long!

You said I was installing floors, not doing a photo shoot!

Put that phone down and bring me some nails!!

Would you mind grabbing the board stretcher for me?

I hope my butt crack's not showing.