Caption Contest: What’s This Horse Pulling Heavy Logs Saying? Survey

Head for the nearest low bridge.

After the lunch I had ... so much for cutting down on carbon emissions.

Is that all you got!?

Timberrrr.

Now I know why Joe, Mike, Roy and Blue called in sick today...

No, I had no idea. All they told me was a curbside delivery with plenty of help on location.

Ten men to cut 'em and they expect the two of us to haul 'em!?

Where is the F-250 when you need it?

So do you think any of their friends will fall for the joke?

Oh!!!!! My aching back. Somebody call Workmen's Comp.

It's great everyone likes wood floors, but can't these guys get off the logs?

Have you heard of this new company "the king of beers" — why don't we run our idea by them?

This may be a bad time to drop a log.

Five, six, pick up..... woah! Them ain't sticks.

C'mon guys — PUSH

Recycled oats?

This is really HARD wood!

Whew, at least the sled is only half full this time.

Sure hope they checked the brakes on this rig!

Our aim is to train your horse to be safe...

We know who the jackasses are.

I think I can, I think I can...

Lose the guy on top then...

OK, here's the plan. When the rest of them get on top, run like hell!

I can handle this. You take a break.

Not on Mondays!

Talk about working our asses off!

You're the real ass if you think I'm pulling this!

When I count to three, let's both run to the left!

Wow, what do these boys expect from 2 horsepower these days!!!

Who do they think we are, the Budweiser clydesdales?

Is that the best you can do?

Yeah buddy!

Get a job they said. It'll be fun they said.

There goes the last of that old growth Forrest.

I knew I should have gone with the beer commercial gig.

I hate Mondays.

Stop nagging, Ethel, this IS how the clydesdales got their start.

What! Who are those guys kidding, they are just trying to make asses out of us.

Hey guys, don't overestimate our strength.

Psst ... on three, I say we kick this load and see what happens. One... two... three!

I hope they brought a lot of oats.

Look at them, they think they've accomplished something.

We are horses, but they are jackasses.

I'm not budging until I see the FSC certification!

Where's the rest of the team?

Will someone get that ass off the wood pile!?

Should be no problem, but how fast can you run on the downhills?

Caption Contest: What’s This Horse Pulling Heavy Logs Saying?

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