*1.Which is the funniest dad joke?(Required.)

Why did the recruiter bring a pencil to the party?
Because they wanted to draw some attention

I tell dad jokes. 
Sometimes he laughs.

Every time I go to work I hide.
My boss said good employees are hard to find.

Kid: "I'm Exhausted"
Dad: "Hi Exhausted, I'm Dad"

Why don’t fufu and soup ever argue?
Because they always stick together.