Hashmas Awards 2025 Survey

Vote for your wieners in the following eight categories for Austin H3 Hashmas 2025.

There is a challenge question at the end and you should be able to answer it correctly to vote. Your trophies will be awarded at Hashmas.

1.Best Trail

#2215 - "Austin H3 40th Analversary Trail" - Burger Queen; MasterDater; Prick In The Butt; Seven Year Bitch; She Mussel Bitch; Smegma Balls; Squeezin' Semen; The Body Major Milestone for AH3, largest pack for year with several long lost Hounds returning for this auspicious event. Best part was that we all got Boob Flashed by Puddles!

#2198 - “Hianus' Birthday Trail” featuring Hianus, 7 Year Bitch, and Squeef. This trail took us through all thing hashy, like RR tracks, creek beds, long stretches of green grass, and most notably, we trekked through the “ghost neighborhood” (that has since been demolished). One of the checks had some young nubile kiddos selling things in their front yard. Also, one of the beer checks was the Bar Bar. I just remember being on this trail, screaming “Best Trail of the Year” … and we cannot forget those trails at the beginning of the Junta Year. In fact, maybe we need a quarterly Best Trail of the Year, to help us remember. Trail ended in Hianus' back yard.

#2201 - "Cupcakes and Pearls" Hares: VSP & PI. Aside from delivering promised Cupcakes and Pearls, the pack traveled thru virgin shiggy, familiar shiggy, urban shiggy, water filled creek crossings, 2 craft beer checks, 1 one shot check, pavement, rain and one heck of a RAINBOW that turned into a legendary pack photo for AH3! LMAO... Smeg himself mentioned it was "Trail of the year!!"

#2208 - It's National Heavenly Hash Day! Hares: Crusty Beaver & Mr. PIB; A classic Crusty Beaver trail - "The Yin and Yang of trails; first all pavement, then all shiggy. Also six dogs; probably a new dog attendance record. Kudos, hares."

2.Best Circle

# 2219 - "420 Madness" - Brrr; F*cktronics; Prick In The Butt; Smegma Balls Hidden Hash Easter egg "420" goodies were hidden throughout the trail and hounds got to show off or exchange them among the pack. Special commerative Austin H3 420 t shirt.

#2221 - AH3 40th Analversary Campout; circle to end a great campout trail at Rocky Hill Ranch - made complete with a lapdance.

#2202 - BQ's Sweet 16th Hash Analversary and Hashmas Hangover Trail - Burger Queen, Just Cindy. With leftover hashmas food, an ill-deserved icing, and a new RA wrinkle (hula hoops). The icing lasted far too long, but we had the ice, we had to use it!

3.Best Club Med Trail

#2242 - "14th Annual Divorcee Hash" Attempted Grapest Up The Butt; Bloody Cum Shield; Dry Hose; FUPA; Missionary Impossible; Smegma Balls. End was at Smegs pool where we good food, booze and even a slut-a-rita mix brought by BQ (who showed up fashionably late and broke the patio table).

#2225 - “23rd Annual Beat the Pinata Smeg's Birthday, Pool Party Cookout”. This was another in the long line of Beating Pinatas with 3 visitors and 3 new boots, 3 pinatas filled with porno, alcohol, and sex toys. It started at the Oak Hill Bar serving Malort with a little custom Malort Gong, and another trail where Attempted Grapest UTB wore boots and a dress on trail, while getting lost. Only 3.4 miles in 104 F heat, but treacherous, with co hares Bump Her Stick Her and FUPA making the trail, including a cemetery crawl. And Burger Queen concocting endless amounts of frozen margaritas. Another circle in the pool. Smeg celebrated his 69th birthday for the third time. Truly a memorable event … the 3 new boots never returned.

4.Best Shot/Beer Check

#2233 "Blaze Foley Rules" - May-Oral, PI,SYB: The run shot check was at Blaze Foley's Gravesite. A first for AH3, if not mistaken. Music played as we toasted Blaze Foley over and over again. Truly original and cool. Thanks for the mammaries.

#2234 "House Shitter adlibs a trail" - House Shitter: The White Tiger pub had live music and hounds actually won some free stuff. I don't think anyone purchased sex toys from the vending machine.

5.Most Dangerous Trail

# 2229 - "Summer Solstice Trail" - Dickalicious; Dry Hose; Smegma Balls Squeef got bloodied up falling on rocks while on trail. (see hash trash for pix)

# 2241 - "Annual Virgo Trail - @ss Gagger; Calamine Crack; Dickalicious; Look Ma, No Cavititties!; MasterDater; The Body; Tits R 4 Tricks; Vienna Sausage Party. As if the annual Virgo trail isn't on some of the most dangerous terrain in Austin already with slippery rocks, cliffs, steep elevation, and water crossings, this year it was in 95 degree heat and some yahoo passed out 50 mg gummies at the start so halfway through after forgetting we ate that, we were stumbling and falling down on hard ground and rocks.

6.Most Fucked-up Trail

#2228 - "An early Summer Solstice Trail" Home Alone; MasterDater; The Body; Tits R 4 Tricks Even Though it as Fathers Day, Mother Nature had other plans for the pack as we were nearly rained out! While not marks were laid, the Hares used QR Codes to be scanned at the Checks, forcing you to use Technology while on trail!

#2197 - "Outgoing Junta Trail" Whole Outgoing Junta 2024 but mostly it was Crusty Beaver's fault. Started at beautiful Onion Creek park but headed instead in the opposite direction towards mosquito infested malarial ditches, tunnels filled with human waste, and homeless encampments without a needle exchange program. So much used toilet paper that it was impossible to discern marks from actual turd wipes. Pack members accosted by vigilante neighbor and tripped over desiccated dead cat. And not enough beer checks, not to mention lack of comfortable places for trail sex.

#2239 "Searching For Secret Beach" - Dry Hose, Meatless Wonder. Mud, water, more mud, more water, and no pavement. AND NO BEER CHECK.

7.Hash Curmudgeon

Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear

Wanksgiving

Mr PIB (Prick in the Butt)

All Shaft No Head

8.Best Naming

Hook Her Horns

Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear

May-Oral (former Mayor of San Leanna)

Split My Wood

And finally, we need to make sure you're not some bot. CHALLENGE: What would I yell when I see this? Choose the BEST answer for a half-mind or your vote may not be counted. Especially if your vote came from somewhere in the world that jails half-minds on sight.(Required.)