Asking For a Friend: Unprofessional Advice for Uncertain Times

The future is a big wet question mark these days, and we want to help.

For a little unprofessional advice in these uncertain times, send your question our way, and you might see it answered in a future column. We want it all: the baffling, the embarrassing, the epistemological. 

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* 1. What's got you stumped? (Asking for a friend.)