1.Who had the better name?

1. Orville C. Bumpus ('nuff said)

9. Ambrose Burnside (I GAVE YOU SIDEBURNS)

2.Who had the better name?

5. "Fighting" Joseph Hooker (A lover, not a fighter)

4. Jedediah Hotchkiss (Because John Smith is too pedestrian)

3.Who had the better name?

6. P.G.T. Beauregard (Just try saying this with a Southern drawl)

3. Bushrod Johnson (No explanation needed)

4.Who had the better name?

7. Winfield Scott Hancock (His nickname was "Hancock the Superb." That my friend, is enough)

2. Pleasant Unthank (If you're going to unthank someone, at least do it pleasantly)