Cottage Madness: Best Civil War Name- Round 2

1. Orville C. Bumpus ('nuff said)

9. Ambrose Burnside (I GAVE YOU SIDEBURNS)

5. "Fighting" Joseph Hooker (A lover, not a fighter)

4. Jedediah Hotchkiss (Because John Smith is too pedestrian)

6. P.G.T. Beauregard (Just try saying this with a Southern drawl)

3. Bushrod Johnson (No explanation needed)

7. Winfield Scott Hancock (His nickname was "Hancock the Superb." That my friend, is enough)

2. Pleasant Unthank (If you're going to unthank someone, at least do it pleasantly)