This will all be anonymous. Please enter your demographic data for (casual) research purposes. I acknowledge that for each of these questions there could be an "other" option, but in order to keep it simple, I am trying to balance being respectful and reductionist at the same time. I will have a comment box at the end if you find you clearly do not fit a category, but bear with me! ;) Also, as many have noted, some of these categories are debatable, but I referenced more official sources than my imagination, so I thought they would be better to use.
Update based on a lot of the feedback I’m getting: :) I was originally just going to give this to a couple of my friends to get their opinions, thus the casual, incomplete and sometimes silly nature of the survey. Also, I realize it is biased and incomplete (towards US residents, my personal bias regarding long-term relationships, demographic options, etc) and in some places intentionally antagonistic in order to get strong responses (the Mormon, personality and pathology questions), and I am glad that people care enough about this topic to provide feedback to make it more scientific. Maybe someday I will make this a real study and approach it differently. I certainly mean no offense to anyone, and I apologize if I have inadvertently excluded you. Thank you for taking the time to fill it out at all!