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Vaccum? Never heard of the guy!

99% dust free ma'am. What you see here is the one percent

But the guy at home depot said this would be easy.

It just seams that every Monday is an up hill battle.

Dust Free? No we mean Free Dust!

I hope this goes natural!!

Must. Finish. Job. Before. Sleep...

I'm beginning to question some of my life choices.

Pushing this all day is tough! I wonder what this yellow cord is for?

Thank God is only 4200 square feet!!!

All this talk about "dust containment" and "belt sanders." Just makes me mad! Grandpa did it this way his whole life, and his buffer still works great (now that I taped it back together)!

40g 60g 120 grit sequence! They said it can't be done...

I hope this is what they meant by cutting the floor on a 45.

When the employment agency said "in the buff," this is NOT what I had in mind!

Last time I sand a floor in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Sure you can try it sir, I'll take your picture.

Maybe I should have gone to that sand and finish school after all.

The more weight, the less work.

One beer tooomeny.