1.Choose the funniest caption

Sure! Pocket the installation cost, he says...

You need a bigger hammer.

That one looks too dark, save it for the closet. Sally had her wood floors done last month and they look so sad because she didn't grade them as they went in. This is so fun, I'm so glad you asked for my help today...ooh do you have a longer one? I think a longer one would look the best right there, Is his maple or oak? I hear maple is prettier than oak but oak is more traditional. Let me know when I can put a board in. Remember you said I could put a board in every few feet or so. I still can't get that splinter out of my toe, do you ever get splinters? Oh and don't forget the man at the store said to let the boards acclimate. Are they acclimated because I don't want it to look like Sally's floor...so sad.

Did you even read the instructions?

It says right here to flip the board around and leave a quarter inch gap.

Joanna and Chip make it look so much easier...

I really think we should read ALL of the directions.

Honey, the party is at 6:00 PM. I thought you said it would be done by then...

I've decided I don't like the color tone of that one, third from left two rows in. Can we change it?

But honey, the sales clerk at the outlet store said nothing about moisture readings. Why do these instructions ask us to take them?

Are you sure you don't want me to call the store and schedule someone to come out and install this for us?

Yep, you said any idiot could do this.

My mother said you couldn't do this.

You didn't court me this long!

I knew I should have married Bob.

Hon, do you think OSHA will fine us for your bare feet?

Gosh, at lest he doesn't have plumbers butt.

I guess, "It will only take a couple hours," is out the window.

How is this my fault? You are the one who said we could save money if we do it ourselves.

I did say for better or for worse....but laminate? Really?

Trading your shoes for this flooring was such a good deal!

Shouldn't we hire a professional installer?

Putting this caption thing on the wall in dry erase paint for the kids was a great idea! Right height too.

Want me to call my Dad?

I called the chiropractor and they don't have an opening until Tuesday! I found a floor contractor online and he's booked up for a month.

I thought it would look more beige.

Don't even think about going fishing. I'm sitting here until you are done.

Honey, you should have read how to install this type of floor in 'Wood Floor Business Magazine.'

I love it, I think we need new furniture now!

I am thinking the brown side goes up!

I told you, but you wouldn't listen.

What a drag watching him do all the work .....Where is my coffee?

I think the wood side faces up.

Come on, you said I could install the floor this time!

Quick! Get the instructions out of the burn pile!

It's a floating floor, right? How much water are you going to need to put under it for it to float?

This looks nothing like the floor on the YouTube video. Nothing at all like the video. Why can't you do it like the video? What are you saying under your breath?

I've never seen Bob Vila install flooring bare foot.

If only you gave me that much attention...

I didn't see anywhere on the box that said "some assembly required?!"

So.... should we call a floor guy now? Or later?

You said it looked easy on HGTV.

Honey, you have done this before, haven't you?

I told you we should have called a professional!

Why are you bleeding?

I'm so glad we don't have any butt cracks showing.

But Larry, the instructions say to turn it the other way.

Ah, honey, I've decided this isn't the right color.

Are you sure you don't want me to call my dad?

I am right here if you need me to help choose which boards to use...

Since we're technically on a job site, can I just go ahead and fart right here instead of leaving the room?

Honey, I know its called casual floors.... but I don't think it's talking about the install.

That's not how the guy at Home Depot showed us.

Didn't you tell me you did a floor once?

You said it would only take two hours.

We should have gone to IKEA!

I don't think your doing it right.

Is that smell the floor or your feet?

Install it like you live... nice and easy.

I'm not gonna say a word.

It only took a few hours on HGTV?!?

I'm not sure I like the color!

I told you not to skimp on the underlayment.

How them knees feeling? Regret not getting knee pads yet?

Why is everything so white?

Nice H butt.

Google says we should hire a trained professional.

I thought the wood side went up?

Why aren't we wearing shoes?

Why does everyone say this is hard? Take your shoes off and it's, like, totally zen.

Honey I have the directions right here!

Babe you should just hire this out.

Why is our outlet sideways?

This is not what I had in mind when we agreed on couples therapy!

Hun we need to go to the hospital, I got a carpet staple in my foot.

Do me a favor and rewind that install video on YouTube again.