BUTTHURT REPORT FORM

(INTERNET VERSION)

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* 1. DATE AND TIME THAT YOU EXPERIENCED BUTTHURT:

Date / Time

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Time

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* 2. PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT.

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* 3. PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT.

Someone made a blog post that I didn't agree with.

Someone posted a cartoon or drawing that I didn't like.

Someone wrote a story or anecdote that brought up bad memories and made me cry.

Someone mucked up the storyline in my RP.

I found out my internet-boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on m using an alias.

Someone posted pornography and sullied my innocent virgin eyes.

Someone posted pornography and my boss saw it.

I lost an argument in a chat room.

I asked for critique on my art/writing and got it.

Other (Please describe. If needed, feel free to send your essay to nobodycares143@thisisnotanactualadress.co.uk)

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* 4. PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE BUTTHURT.

They are a big mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are rong and should bow down and worship me now...

They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch.

They and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps.

There should be laws to punish people like that.

They should be kicked out of America, because we're the home of the free and we don't just DO shit like that here.

They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world, and also so I can have access to all their personal information and stalk them.

All of the above.

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* 5. DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?

I wrote a six thousand word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and emailed it to them or posted it in their blog comments.

I sent an incoherent flame to them from a dummy account.

I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails.

I organized a DDoS attack on their server/website.

I got all my bestest friends together and organized a flamewar.

I created new emails/LJ accounts for the specific purpose of flaming this person.

I posted this person's RL information everywhere I could think of; they'll get a Molotov cocktail through their bedroom window sooner or later, and that'll teach 'em to mess with me.

I realized that arguing on the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time.