1. Oh no, it's like a job interview!

 
You've heard about the great Kiss Me Deadly catwalk extravaganza and you want to be in it!

We're looking for PASSION NOT PR. That means we're scrapping all the normal rules about who goes on the catwalk. We don't give a damn about whether you've done it before, or even how photogenic you are. That's not what this event is for. We're looking for 10 people to come up and take 2 two turns each on the stage. We'll play dress up first, and unlike most models, you won't just be told what to wear! You'll spend time - lots of time - getting some input on choreography (a word the fashion industry use for even the most basic catwalk), plus hair and make-up. There will be a photographer and a videographer, and press photographers later in the day. The show will be mixed into cabaret from House of Burlesque.


We need to check you know exactly what is involved and are OK with it. We also need to check you are OK with some of our limitations - and just as importantly, we need to know just how much of a deadly you are!

Hence all the questions, so that super-intern Charlie can make the best plan ever!

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* 1. First off, some basics and boring demographics.
What is your full name?

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* 2. Do you have a different name that you would prefer we use in public and online?

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* 3. What email address should we contact you on?

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* 4. What mobile phone number can we contact you on?

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* 5. What city do you currently live in?

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* 6. What is your age?

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* 7. What is your ethnicity or ethnic heritage?

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* 8. Do you have any disability issues we should know about?
We only need to know if it affects how we plan the day - for example, it's helpful if we know you're diabetic because it might affect meal planning, or mobility issues because we planned to include some movement classes.

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* 10. Do you have a collection of Kiss Me Deadly garments you wear?

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* 11. Have you emailed a picture of said collection to charlie@kissmedeadly.co.uk, and given permission for it to be posted online?

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* 12. Are you OK with being photographed and filmed in KMD lingerie, both with and without a theatre audience?

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* 13. Are you happy with pictures and videos of you from the even to be posted online?

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* 14. Do you have a photograph of you wearing some KMD lingerie (it's ok if it's not a full set), which shows your face and body clearly?

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* 15. If yes, have you emailed it to charlie@kissmedeadly.co.uk stating that you have given your permission for us to post it online?

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* 16. The show is on May the 2nd, a Friday, in London. We would need you to arrive by 11am and be with us until the show ends at around 10-11pm. Can you do this?

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* 17. As well as being a long day, it will alternate between active (choregraphy, trying things on) and boring (sitting very still for the hair person!). You will also be surrounded by people all day, sometimes in slightly cramped circumstances, and privacy can be difficult to achieve on shoots.
Do you still think this is fun and can you do it?

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* 18. We can fund a travel card for central London each, and provide meals.
But that means you have to get to and from London and possibly find somewhere to stay.
Can you fund your own travel to and from London and accomodation if you need it?

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* 19. What is your overbust measurement in inches?

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* 20. What is your underbust measurement in inches?

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* 21. What is your waist measurement in inches?

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* 22. What is your hip measurement in inches?

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* 23. What KMD bra and/or bralet size do you wear?
If you're one of the 30% who size we don't do, what size do you most often wear in other brands?

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* 24. What is your UK shoe size?

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* 25. What is your height in feet and inches? (Remove shoes before measuring.)

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* 26. How would you describe your personal and lingerie style?

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* 27. Complete this sentence: "I should be on the KMD catwalk because . . . .

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* 28. As you may have noticed, we haven't asked about previous modelling experience, because we don't care. We only asked about measurements so we can make sure we have enough choices of garments for everyone. We also don't care about your hair colour, eye colour, piercings, tattoos, or other body mods, nor how popular you are, nor scars or cellulite or any other issues conventional models have to worry about.
But, is there anything you want to tell us about or ask us about? (please don't tell us about previous modelling experience. Seriously. Really really do not care).

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