1.What would you like to read more of on my mailing list?

Funny Lists (Example: 10 Life Lessons I learned from DnD or 25 Cult Ideas)

Personal Stories (Example: Aaron and his Encounter with Sportsball or Kitten Exodus)

In Depth Book Info (Example: Dwarves Charging Over the Hill or Magic in Carnt)

Silly Articles (Example: 5 Second Blinking System or A Dictator's Guide to Mindfulness)

Political Rants (with humor), generally I've stayed away from politics and will sometimes write it without sharing, maybe you want to hear it

Science and Futurism, another past time of mind is reading about science and thinking critically about the future, maybe you want to hear it

2.You stop at a light. People get out of their cars and start running. You:

Turn around to see what they are running from.

See what they are running towards.

If it's safe to do so, drive or run away.

Smash through cars, run over people, get the hell out of that intersection.

Shrug and light up that joint you've been saving.

3.Turns out, it's a massive alien spaceship.

Jump for joy! Finally!

Better get back to that weapon stockpile you've been hording.

Ask them to take away a certain politician you despise.

Create an Etsy store with alien inspired fashion.

Fall in love with the hot alien that looks pretty much human except for they glow occasionally, teach them the value of christmas, and convince them to leave their fast paced big universe life behind to live in a small rural Montana town where people still don't lock their doors at night and the town rallies behind the closing of Old Man Jim's Everything shop when a big box store is thinking of moving to town.

Start an alien themed rock band will real aliens.

4.Turns out they are here to harvest Earth's only valuable resource, K-pop artists.

Finally :)

Finally :(

Start an elaborate fan project involving helium balloons with K-pop artists' faces. Let them go. Clog up the alien spaceship engines, watch as a it crashes to the ground taking most of the world's boy bands with it, say "Whoops" and hold your hands out and roll title credits for an alien sitcom about the well meaning but bungling human.

Finally, a reason to use all those weapons you've been hording.

Start a resistance movement to stop the alien overlords depriving Earth of its most valued possession, boy bands.

You knew you had created that flash mob dance routine for a reason...

5.What would you like to ask me/tell me? (Warning: I may answer on a future email)