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Answer This Questionnaire And (Maybe) Win One Of 40 Wetsuits
1.
Where do you live?
2.
Aesthetically, wetsuits today are more boring than they were 30 years ago. What’s your stance on the current look?
No logos, no nothing for me.
I don’t mind logos but plain and simple black.
Color blocked suits are for me.
A hit of color is good.
Bring back the 90s color.
Wetsuits should look like a technicolor dream suit.
3.
Rate your level of love for your wetsuit.
Sand, back of the car, whatever. I rarely hang it.
Light rinsing if there’s a shower, otherwise pretty sloppy.
I always rinse it but will dry it in the sun, next to a fire,
Cold water rinse, dry in the shade, I’m fastidious.
4.
If your favourite brand collaborated to revolutionize wetsuits and create a $1200 suit, if you had to choose a brand who would it be?
Tesla.
Boeing.
Merino wool.
5.
When you read a description about a wetsuit feature, do you know what any of it means?
No idea. It’s all a bunch of marketing garbage.
Kinda, I know some brands are just more reputable.
I know Japanese rubber is pretty good.
Of course. Know em all. Techno butter, Yamamoto rubber. Neoprene, I get it.
6.
If any brand could make a wetsuit, who would it be?
7.
What’s the most you’ve ever spent on a wetsuit?
$200
$300
$400
$500
$600
$700
$800
$900
8.
How often do you buy a new wetsuit?
I hustle em.
Every season.
Every couple of seasons.
Whenever I need it.
Whenever I see a really good sale.
9.
What’s your winter wetsuit arsenal look like?
One wetsuit gets me by.
I have two suits I rotate depending on temp.
I have summer and winter suits.
I have multiple suits, booties, I’m prepared.
10.
What brand makes the best wetsuits?
11.
Are you a brand loyalist?
Yup, always the same brand.
I mix it up.
Whatever’s cheapest.
12.
If price were no object, what wetsuit would you wear?
If a brand offered a recycling program on wetsuits with a rebate on your next purchase, what would it look like?
I’d never make it to a post office.
$20 would get me.
$50 for me.
$100 is what I’d need.
13.
Would you pay 25% more for a wetsuit if it were made in Japan, Australia, or the US as opposed to Taiwan?
Yes.
No.
14.
Would you pay 25% more for a wetsuit if it were made from recycled neoprene but still performed the same?
15.
The most expensive wetsuits in the world feature two things: warmth and flexibility. What are you most likely to sacrifice if you’re buying a cheaper suit?
I roll the dice with a lesser-known brand.
Warmth
Flexibility
16.
Zippers?
Must be front.
I like back.
Zipperless for me.
No opinion.
17.
What modern-day breakthrough do you like most about wetsuit technology?
18.
What do you hate about wetsuits?
19.
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