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Mom always told me: "Crack off the shell before putting that pistachio nut in your mouth!"

Tiny Lumberjacks, huge nuts.

What you really need Paul, is an Ox... A big blue one! Some protein with extra growth hormones would help too.

I’ve heard of early harvesting but this is plain nuts!

Tommy, we are going to need a bigger axe.

Do ya think you used enough Miracle Grow, Ted? Well, do ya!?

You're sure these are organic?

Each pistachio is a gift to be enjoyed with great pleasure, once the packaging is removed.

This is nuts!

My wife said I was nuts for taking on this job.

This is what we have to do to get one jar of peanut butter.

Loggers are NUTS!

59 cents a foot... slightly damaged packaging? You get what you pay for...

Were going to need more than a six pack to wash this puppy down.

Are you sure the owner said "pistachio-covered" and not "pistachio-colored" for their floors?

I'm going to get this pistachio, even if it kills me!

Maybe there's a pearl in here!

“Come to California, there’s work out there.” I’m never listening to you again Jerry.

Work smarter, not harder.

So Jack, you're saying beanstalk wood would make great flooring?

He's ready to crack the nut in two!

Your axe is backwards again Carl.

This gives new meaning to the term nut job.

This is taking nuts to a whole new level.

Only in the Bay Area will you ever get a request for axe-cut pistachio.

I've heard of hand-scraped walnut, but this is ridiculous.

Why did the lumberjack cross the road?

Um your ass... I mean your axe is backwards.