The Malaysian Geram Kerja Survey 2019

Part A - Behaviour at work

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* 1. How many hours do you work in a typical day?

5 hours or fewer

6 - 8 hours

9 - 12 hours

13 - 15 hours

More than 16 hours

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* 2. Be honest! Which of these time-wasting things do you do in the office? (We won’t tell your boss la…)

Purposely keep your pangsai for the the office… cos it’s better to be paid to poop ;-)

Go for really, really long smoke breaks

Go for really, really long smoke breaks… but you’re not a smoker lmao

Take a really long time to do simple office tasks (e.g. photocopying, scanning)

Chat with your co-worker at the water cooler

Procrastinate on work surfing the web for non-work related things

None of the above. I'm very time-efficient one la ok? (Only check this box if this is your answer!)

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* 3. And which of these naughty things do you do in the office?

Have an office WhatsApp group without your boss in it (so you guys can complain about him/her)

Quietly take supplies from the office for home use (e.g. toilet paper, stationery, filtered water)

Secretly use office internet to download personal stuff (e.g. movies, music)

Printed your resume for a job interview... at your current office

Used the office internet to look for other jobs online

Purposely made your boss or colleagues look bad in meetings

None of the above. Why got people liddat one meh?! (Only check this box if this is your answer!)

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* 4. Despite all the above questions we’ve forced you to answer, how would you HONESTLY rate your performance in the office?

Very good

Good

Neutral

Bad

Quite bad

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* 5. Uh-oh… you’ve made a catastrophic mistake at work. What would you be most likely to do? (Be honest - nobody will know and we won’t judge!)

Find a way to correct it myself

Discuss with my boss

Ask co-workers for help

Craftily push the work to your co-workers

Use the opportunity to frame a co-worker you dislike

Pretend dunno until boss gets angry… then blame it on something else

Other (please specify)

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* 6. On a separate note, how would you most likely deal with your boss reprimanding you for a mistake?

Sneakily change the topic

Blame it on someone else

Blame it on something else

Tell him off about it

Quietly accept the correction but complain on social media after that

Humbly accept the correction and say you’ll do better

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* 7. How would you deal with an irresponsible co-worker?

Frame the co-worker

Devise a plan to get them fired

Report them to the boss

Confront them yourself

Try to help them get their s*it together