* 1. Why do you read The Middle Finger Project?

* 2. If you currently have a business, what's the biggest pain / problem / challenge / struggle you're having with your business right now? If you don't have a business, but want to build one, what's stopping you?

* 3. How do you think I could serve you best, for your particular needs?

* 4. Are you male, female or ostrich?

* 5. How old are you? (Don't worry - this is anonymous!)

* 6. Additional comments? Anything goes. Within context, of course. :)