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A Customer Satisfaction Survey From Some Asshole Who Cut You Off

Qualmetrics® has been retained to help some asshole improve the quality of their shitty driving. Survey respondents will be entered in a drawing to win a Miofive® 4K Dash Cam.

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* 1. Do you recall being cut off by some asshole?

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* 2. When some asshole cut you off, where was your attention?

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* 3. How likely is it that you would recommend some asshole to a friend or colleague?

NOT AT ALL LIKELY
EXTREMELY LIKELY

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* 4. Which of the following words would you use to describe the service you received from some asshole? You may select all that apply.

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* 5. Compared to other assholes, how did this asshole make you feel?

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* 6. How much better of a driver are you than the other assholes on the road?

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* 7. Was the other asshole respectful and courteous?

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* 8. How could the asshole who cut you off have improved their assholery?

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* 9. Some asshole is definitely interested in your opinion, and you shouldn’t feel suspicious at all. Please take 30 minutes of your time freestyling on a topic of your choosing:

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* 10. Would you like to enter your name in the drawing to win a Miofive® 4K Dash Cam?

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