The "Abacus" Plays

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* 1. Is it too early to write satires about dictators invading neighbouring countries?

It's too early.

It's always the right time.

It will lead to the end of civilization.

Satire is like oxygen.

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* 2. How enduring are marriage vows?

They last only as long as the marriage.

They are forever.

They never meant anything.

They are the doorway to another dimension.

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* 3. Which of these things can you NOT do with an abacus?

quadratic equations

subtraction

astrological charts

any of the above

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* 4. What is the most efficient way to absolve sins?

Confess to a priest.

Take a short shower.

Drown them in alcohol.

Renounce your faith in religion.

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* 5. What happens to things you forget?

They are gone forever.

They survive in the unconscious.

They eventually form a worm hole that leads to heaven.

They contribute to global warming.

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