* 1. Are you a lady or a dude?

* 2. What time zone do you live in?

* 3. What's your relationship status? (I know, stuff's getting REAL personal around here.)

* 4. Do you have kidlets? How many?

* 5. What's your highest level of completed education?

* 6. Speaking of personal, how old are you?

* 7. How did you find/start reading Stop Me if You've Heard This One?