Technology Buzzwords ... or Not Question Title * 1. cardiodigital dive The moment when a critical online presentation fails and the presenter has something close to a heart attack. Operations team analysis of all critical technology systems with expectation of massive changes coming. C'mon ... you made this up. It's not a buzzword! Question Title * 2. Audiocack Short for audiocacophony. The asynchronous sound of multiple people talking on a Zoom call with mics unmuted. Short for audiocackling. The asynchronous sound of multiple people laughing on a Zoom call with mics unmuted. C'mon ... you made this up. It's not a buzzword! Question Title * 3. FAANG Reference to the Big Five technology companies - Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and Google. The action of sucking key stakeholders from a company in the aftermath of a merger. Example: We got FAANGED when TechCo bought us out. C'mon ... you made this up. It's not a buzzword! Question Title * 4. picnic Happy Hour at the rooftop café of Silicon Valley office buildings - alcohol served. Problem in chair; Not in computer - i.e. user's fault. C'mon ... you made this up. It's not a buzzword! Question Title * 5. freeZZZing Feeling absolutely bored to death on a Zoom call, to the point that you start nodding off. Distorting your face on a Zoom call, holding (freezing) your position, then texting others that your connection is failing so you have to leave (early!) C'mon ... you made this up. It's not a buzzword! Done