* 1. Please select the sentence that best describes you.

* 2. Let's start with the basics...

* 5. Tell us as much as you canĀ about your first act.

* 6. Tell us as much as you can about your second act. (Second act not required but welcome!)

* 7. Your performer bio:

* 8. "I am a trained stunt performer with current, professional performance insurance (i.e. Specialty Insurance) and I can provide a certificate upon request." A "YES" is *required* for fire performers, knife-throwing acts, etc. in order to perform in the DC Weirdo Show.

* 9. "As a DC Weirdo Show performer, I understand I get paid in cash based on my role and number of acts I perform. My pay is from a cut of the door, based on ticket sales, which I can augment by inviting my friends and fans to my show. Emcees and stage assistants each earn one share of the door. Performers earn one share for each act performed. I understand I get 50% off my food at the Bier Baron (venue) the night of our show."

* 10. "As a DC Weirdo Show performer, I agree to send any needed music/sound files for my act/s (mp3 format) to mark@dcweirdoshow.com no later than one week before the show. I understand I am expected to arrive to the Bier Baron no later than 7:30 the Friday night of the show (doors at 8/show at 9pm). If something changes my ability to perform as agreed, I will get in touch with the show as soon as I know."