Take this quiz to see if you qualify to be a member of The Sanity Patrol. www.thesanitypatrol.com

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* 1. STOP DOING THAT
Again and again repeating an action
each time receiving no satisfaction
indicates sanity is off a fraction
resulting in membership retraction

RATE THE LEVEL OF YOUR REPETITION COMPULSION DESPITE CONTRARY RESULTS:

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* 2. DENIAL SUCKS
Denial creates an internalized feud
until the repressed puke is spewed
leaving you vulnerable in the nude
humiliated by being you

RATE YOUR LEVEL OF DENIAL ABOUT HOW YOU REALLY THINK OR FEEL:

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* 3. GET OVER RESISTANCE
Remove the pole from your pants
that limits the fluidity of the dance
You can release through raves and rants
the inspiration to take a chance

RATE YOUR LEVEL OF RESISTANCE TO NEW INFORMATION THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR THINKING OR FEELING:

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* 4. NO LIE FLIES
It’s not easy to keep track
of to whom you said what and back
The pressure is bound to make a crack
between the fiction and the fact

RATE HOW MUCH YOU TEND TO LIE TO YOURSELF OR OTHERS:

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* 5. SO YOU FEEL SOMETHING
You do not live on this planet alone
and no one who lives is made of stone
which means emotions shade the tone
of all that is and will be known

RATE YOUR TENDENCY TO IGNORE HOW YOU REALLY FEEL:

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* 6. EXPRESS YOUR MESS
Your feelings are going to show anyway
like opinions they demand to have their say
Thinking is not the only way
you make it through each and every day

RATE HOW POORLY YOU EXPRESS HOW YOU REALLY FEEL:

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* 7. CAUSE AND EFFECT HAPPEN
If an action is intentionally taken
consequences cannot be forsaken
You may find you have a stake in
how intentions are easily mistaken

RATE HOW MUCH YOU AVOID THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS:

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* 8. OBTAIN COMMON SENSE, PLEASE
Though not as common as should be
logic and reason are priority
when dealing patiently with the immensity
of the increasing human density

RATE HOW MUCH YOU TAKE ACTIONS BASED ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN COMMON SENSE:

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* 9. The fewer the stars, the more likely you are a member of The Sanity Patrol. It's up to you to decide if you're a member. Are you? 

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* 10. No online quiz can determine if you're sane or not. What do you have to say for yourself?

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