Howdy Stranger Comics 2 Survey

1. Choose your favorite caption

Choose your favorite caption "Tyrannosaurus REX-MATE!"

Game night was especially contentious between Gerald and Martha.

"NO! I don't need your help moving my pawn THANK YOU."

They would soon discover that this game was more for the birds.

Welcome to Jurassic Chess in the Park.

The dinosaurs soon learned a new way to solve their differences—the beauty of evolution—but they would just as soon learn it was too late.

"Don't be such a dino-SOAR loser."

2. Choose your favorite caption

Choose your favorite caption He had so many prayers from rappers and football players in his inbox, Jesus completely missed his Evite to return for his second coming. He would have to wait for the next one.

Mac and Jesus.

“Peter denied my friendship request again? Well there is no way he will do it a third time.”

HotSatan666: So many easy girls down here ---- the1RealJesus: Not gonna happen

Late to the Internet, Jesus had to settle for ActualJesus69@gmail.com

3. Choose your favorite caption

Choose your favorite caption The other lumberjacks didn't like Bob's tie much, anyway.

Phil looked human so the on lookers weren't worried. But unfortunately Phil's species mate with their ties.

In that moment, Tim wished he had taken the gypsy’s comments about his suit and tie being the death of him more literally.

Jared was quickly embarrassed at the Casual Attire Saw Bar.

So that's what the safety video meant by loose cloth—Aggghhhhh!!!

Mike was hoping that Tom the carpenter was fairing better as CEO of Goldman Sachs

4. Choose your favorite caption

Choose your favorite caption Chester was aggressive in his pursuit to help middle-aged men fix their cars.

Coco never understood why stranded motorists never wanted her help.

A rare illustration from Michael Crichton's "Congo: Murderous Primate Plumbers." [The title and concept were changed when the book went to print]

The Wretched Monkey Wrench.

This is the worst banana I ever ate! It tastes like tooth pain!

Well why don't YOU grab me the HUMAN WRENCH, asshole!

5. Choose your favorite caption

Choose your favorite caption After being stood up again, Simon was down to just 1 life left, 8 were lost to broken hearts.

Jax really wished he could see in color.

She sat there catatonic. Cat and Tonic.

The Cat is an old fashion romantic. He always wines and dines his junk before he licks it.

Watching a gorgeous sunset wash over the peaceful pine forest, spreading it's glistening streams of broken light across the tree tops against a dewey pink and blue sky was one of the only joys in Muffin's mundane life. That and covering her poop with sand.

Pussies love sunsets.

After 8 wild lives, Jax's first day of retirement felt glorious.

Purr-fection...

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