Would You Rather

1. Would you rather be tortured by Jingle Bells or Fur Elise?

2. Would you rather parents be in-your-face or out-to-lunch?

3. Would you rather teach a nose-picker or a nail-biter?

4. Would you rather teach a 13 year old girl or a 3 year old boy?

5. Would you rather receive gifts with a Treble Clef theme only, or never receive another gift ever again?

6. Would you rather students forget their piano books or forget their manners?

7. Would you rather lose your vision or lose your ability to play the piano?

8. Would you rather get rid of the black keys or the white keys?

9. Would you rather say "yes" to one make-up lesson request per day for the rest of your life, or slam the piano lid on your own face once a year (on your birthday) for the rest of your life?

10. Would you rather teach pieces consisting of only ledger lines or pieces composed only in the key of C# major.