RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2009
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1. RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2009

 
RabbitsReviews has always brought you the latest and greatest porn sites in a range of niches. Now, we're ringing in the New Year with the RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010--the best sites and stars in a whole new list of categories. Ever wanted your favorite site to win the title of Most Extreme Hardcore? How about your favorite starlet for the Best Boobs in Porn or the Hottest Butt? RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010 is your chance to nominate your favorite sites, scenes and porn stars for the following categories:

1. Most Original Premise

Anybody can film a scene with a guy and a girl performing the horizontal mambo, but how about a scene in which a couple mutually masturbates each other on an altar and dedicate their shared orgasm to the sacred "Purple Head of Cairo?" If there's a site with an original premise that truly blows you away, we want to know about it!

Criteria: Must have been reviewed on Rabbits in 2009.

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2. Worst Cameraman

When it comes to shooting porn, cameramen often follow the cinéma-vérité style and simply shoot what happens without getting involved. Some cameramen, however, fancy themselves to be Harry Caray and commentate on the action like it was a Chicago Cubs game. We’re looking for the biggest jackasses out there who think shooting porn entails cracking jokes and badly framing shots, so that they and their film-school dropout friends can get in on the action.

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3. Best Boobs

This category is pretty self-explanatory. Boobs are the bread and butter of the porn industry and we’re looking for the kind of mammaries that are sexy enough to entice even our experienced reviewers to sleep between. If they’re spectacular, nominate the girl today.

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4. Hottest Butt

Who doesn't love a round, juicy ass? We know there's a lot of choice out there, but if you had to pick the hottest ass in porn, who would you choose? Drop us her name. We're sure she'll be eternally grateful!

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5. When Pornstars Screw... Up

For every Peter North, there’s a Skeeter South, as in the direction his cock droops because he can’t get it up for the scene he’s about to shoot. Pornstars, like other actors, screw up from time to time and the results are often hilarious. Any site that makes you bust a laugh as you bust a nut qualifies, so slide the name our way!

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6. Most Dominant Master/Mistress

In the world of BDSM, posers are a dime a dozen. Only a select few truly have the power to bring you to your knees until you’re groveling before them and licking their boots as they stand triumphantly over you. If there’s a Master or Mistress you wish you could submit to on a daily basis, nominate their site today! 

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7. Oscar Quality Porn

There are some sites that really go out of their way to present porn in a highly artistic manner with nice lighting, gorgeous sets, innovative camera angles and actors who sell the scene. If there’s a site you can envision an Oscar-nominated actor appearing on, get it on our ballots!

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8. Beautifully Bound

There’s nothing sexier than the feeling of rope against your naked skin as it pins you down to a table, rendering you completely helpless and vulnerable to the sadistic whims of your Master or Mistress. If bound and sexy is up your alley and you know of a site that best captures the art of bondage, nominate it today.

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9. Most Exclusive Content

There are many sites out there that all too often feature content you've seen before. What we’re looking for here is the site with the most exclusive porn for you to dive into. This is going to take a special site, so if you think you know of one that qualifies then make sure it hits our list!

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10. Best Drunken Sex

A wise man once said that the best kind of love out there is the intoxicated kind. He then proceeded to flash us and mumble something about needing to get to his AA meeting. But there is some wisdom in his drunken ramblings. A lot of crazy sex takes place when under the influence of Mr. Jack Daniels and we’re looking for the site that best exemplifies this. May the most convincing drunks win!

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11. Most Heavenly Hairy Pussy

Is there a site that makes you think you just stepped into a time warp and went back to a period when the curtains, more often than not, matched the drapes, both in terms of color and abundance? Hop a ride on your sexual Delorean and nominate your favorite site devoted to women who prefer to go “au naturél.”

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12. Most Cleverly Named Site

Everyone loves a good pun and in the world of porn, puns are as common as scenes involving two guys in a van picking up a chick at a bus stop. From “Add Mama to the Train” to “Acockonherlips Now,” we’re looking for sites that take the use of puns to a whole new level.

Criteria: Must have been reviewed in the past year.

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13. True Lesbian Love

Lipstick lesbians are as abundant and interesting as snow in Siberia. Honest and passionate lesbian love, however, is much harder to come by. We’re looking for the hottest sites filled with the best real lesbo action imaginable. Submit their names today!

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14. Oldest Grannies

In this category, older is defiantly better. Why settle for jailbait when you can watch experienced vixens go round after round? Sure, they’ve been scraped more often than a fisherman’s knuckle, but so has Madonna and she looks better than she did when she was younger! If there’s a mature site that you think beats the best with their collection of ancient hotties, drop the name on our doorstep!

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15. Most Romantic

We get a lot of requests from people looking for videos they can watch with their significant other. It's not always about how quick you can get someone naked and bang their brains out. Sometimes it's about romance! If you know a site that fits the bill, we want to hear about it.

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16. Dudes Really Look Like Ladies!

When Steven Tyler sings those lyrics, he’s talking about these shemales! This category features sites that have the absolute hottest transsexuals you've ever seen on screen.. If you're convinced that one site has the market cornered on beautiful trannies, let us know! (Men who "look like ladies" are cross-dressers)

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17. She’ll Feel These Dicks

Male porn actors are often measured by the swollen snakebites between their legs that they call a penis rather than by their sublime countenance or their unequivocal masculinity. That's right, folks. We’re looking for the largest dicks! The site with the biggest selection wins!

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18. Most Extreme

Like your porn with some edge? We're out to find the hardest of hardcore scenes that we'll use to crown one site the victor. If you know of a site that goes above the call of extreme duty, it's time to stand up and have it counted.

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19. Best Bang for Your Buck

Porn sites are a dime a dozen nowadays. But like a porn starlet prepping her pussy to take a really thick cock, only a select few really stretch your monthly subscription fee as far as possible. This site should offer you the most content your money.

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